The Empire that was Made of Bacon

So many of you may wonder, "What do Allison and Taran do in Canada? Do they have jobs? Do they sleep in igloos? Do they ride on polar bears to school?" Well, my dear readers, allow me to answer that.

You see, Taran and I go to School of Ministers (in cars) twice every week, from 7am to 5pm, and unfortunately we do not have jobs to sustain our free time (not in igloos) between those days. So for the passed 7 months, Taran and I have occupied basically 90% or more of our time hanging out with our closest cousins of the Frost Giant species. They have taught us the mighty ways of the polar bear, the strength of the native people, and the laugh of the jolly abominable snowmen (who aren't as frightening as the old tales may speak of).

Often we go to the parks, which are actually nice, because it's always green or always snowy, unlike in Texas, where the parks have some dirt and maybe a new rock, or a baby cactus. Good luck rolling down a hill at one of those parks...but these parks are soft and made for rolls of a thousand men. Snowy or not!

But what we love to do together is make videos. Oh yes. Home-made, original, not extremely professional but ridiculously funny videos. These videos welcome only the Reimer Clan Cousins, where we have dubbed ourselves...

Bacon Strip Empire.

You, fellow reader, may or may not have seen these videos before. Nonetheless, BSE was created to catch the Reimer humor, our natural habitat, and our sometimes-lame sometimes-hilarious creativity. Here, take a gander at a few of our videos. You may call it advertising Bacon Strip Empire, but I call it, "This is what Taran and I do with our free time in Canada, so if you wanna know, then watch it."

If you like Adele, watch this.

If you don't like pickles on your burger, watch this.

If you own an expensive microwave, watch this.

If you want to watch more videos that Taran and I are a part of, check out Bacon Strip Empire's Youtube page right here!

Those videos are a small portion of what we really do out here in Canada when we're not riding polar bears to school. I hope you enjoy watching our randomness as much as we enjoy being it!